This happens to me a lot.
Followed by this.
Because I trip and fall often, and mostly on stairs, my legs almost always look like this.
You can tell that I have a problem here. I'm trying to identify the source of the problem in order to find a solution. I don't think my toes have grown longer, and I doubt my center of gravity is shifting. I'm just a klutzy lady and that's all there is to it.
Amputation seems like the most illogical, impractical, and sure-fire option to me at this juncture. I don't know whether to cut off my toes, saw at the knee, or just lop off my entire lower half. I shall consult a surgeon post-haste!
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